This legendary rant is even better when read. The transcripts I could find always sucked. So I've made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shar

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The Personal Disquiet of Mark Boulton Error 404. Page not found. The page you're after doesn't exist anymore! or maybe it never existed in the first place. It's most likely my fault, though, not yours. So, the best thing you can do from here is check to see if you typed the address correctly, or…