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"I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for all fun-loving moms. (And their kids.)
Perhaps you do or maybe a family member does, but before we discuss what your needs may be, perhaps we should explain exactly what simplified issue life insurance is all about.
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol." Humorous quotes about Health, Doctors, Clothes, Beauty, Exercise, Food, Dancing. Get fit and get funny!
“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.” Funny dance quotes to keep you light on your toes and lighten your load.
The priceless humor and funny jokes on this page milk all the sacred cows of human family hijinks. You gotta find the funny in relationships or move to the planet Crazy.
101 year old Rosa Camfield’s picture holding her newborn great-granddaughter instantly went viral across social media pages. Camfield died March 30, 2015 just after creating an internet legacy. The picture was posted by Camfield’s granddaughter, Sarah Hamm, mother of the baby pictured. It did not…
Here is the latest Television commercial featuring Chris Orestis, CEO of Life Care Funding! In this ad, Chris introduces his newest “Senior Living” Blog for the Portland Press Herald. You are invited to learn more about Healthy Living Secrets, Financial Tips and Information, how to prepare for Long…
In this Blog post by Chris Orestis for the Society of Senior Care Advisors (CSA); Chris discusses the importance of understanding the variety of private pay funding options that are available to help families. Most people do not plan for long term care. Too few understand the differences between…
You need short clean jokes to flaunt your finely honed wit, but can’t offend anybody lest you get downsized, divorced, disemboweled, or worse. We have all you need!
"All my life I wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific." Humorous to hilarious cool quotes for hot topics: Success, Money, Work, Life, Death, Humanity.
These funny quotes or sayings will un-strain your brain and de-stress your mess from from trying to tweet, text, upload and download all at the same time.
Baseball jokes and hilarious quotes about the great American pastime. For everyone who ever swung and missed, these short clean jokes will help you connect.
Funny Easter Quotes and jokes: "I gave up a lot for Lent. I lent my dad my mower, I lent my son my suit, and I lent my daughter my car." Your prayers for a funny Easter are answered!
:cool:Hello! I'm looking to purchase in a smaller 55+ community within a fifteen minute drive to a beach. The "must haves" are a large pool (for lap...
"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support." Inflict these funny friend quotes on your friends. You might even make more friends!
Life insurance can be very confusing, but it doesn't have to be. There are basically 3 different types of life insurance for elderly people. We will explain the differences to you and make it as simple as abc!
"Wise person never try to get even. Wise person get odder." Prediction: these funny fortune cookie sayings will bring smiles all around. Laughter is the best dessert!
New research from Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health takes one more step toward finding the causative factors behind the development of schizophrenia (Stansfield, et al., 2015). Studying the brains of rats exposed to lead brought more strong indications that this kind of exposure…
Harmless and hilarious. Great April Fools jokes that'll leave 'em laughing. Easy pranks you can do in minutes and they'll remember for years. It's cool to fool!
Hilarious one liners about marriage: "In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker." Lots to laugh about - with your partner or without!
Boss jokes that work - to make your work a little wackier. Humor quotes and funny stuff to give your workday a wakeup call. Don’t call in sick. Call in funny!
Our Favorite Joke of the Day list. Bite into a batch of our most popular free clean jokes. And no swallowing while laughing, unless you have a friend handy for a Heimlich.
I don't know why this is not typically discussed in any of the articles you see on Yahoo etc. There sure is enough said about Spousal Benefits, but I...
In this Blog post by Chris Orestis for the Portland Press Herald; Chris discusses the important impact that relationships have on quality of life and longevity. As we age, our relationships will evolve and we must evolve with them. Studies have shown that people with active and positive…
Have you been thinking about what will happen when you or a loved one passes? Who will pay for the funeral? Who has the money for that? If these are some of your thoughts, you probably need burial insurance for seniors.
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